Monday, August 18, 2008

Pretty Dam Impressive

Since the Zero-G scheduling snafu has given us some extra days in the southeast, we're making lemonade by visiting important sites that might possibly be incorporated into our diabolical schemes. First up, Hoover Dam.

Now, you might think that the dam is just an incredibly impressive feat of engineering that provides tons of electricity and tames the wild Colorado river.  That's what they want you to think! However, a closer observation reveals the true purpose of the structure.

Consider this, which they claim to be one of the diversion tunnel spillways under the dam...

Oh, so innocent.  However, while #2 son distracted the tour guide, #1 son found the hidden control panel that activated the device's true function...

We have made a note that our plans for World Domination must not involve anything that gets within line of sight of Hoover Dam!

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